hungwy:

Me trying to cheer up my friends: everything will be alright dude. You are a great person and your pussy is tight as hell. We all love you dude

peachlii:

findpeacewithinyou:

my 15 year old brother telling me about this girl he met 

this is my favourite thing on this entire trash website

spectral-bargheist:

massivelimestonecube:

massivelimestonecube:

massivelimestonecube:

??? someone broke into my grandmas house while she was gone & shaved the matted fur off her cat

i want to emphasize that the cat was the only thing altered here

would also like to add that this occcurred sometime between 11 pm & 9 am. we have no leads. the cat is fine & probably appreciates not having a huge mat on his neck, but, like, that’s a really weird kind of vigilante justice, still

chaotic good

mohamedlamine:

death-by-lulz:

do you ever check how much time there’s left of an episode just to make sure they won’t stop there